Interactive Magazine: March 2011

Fawk You Friday, Shoegasm Shizzle and a Fizzy 55

So it's Fawk You Friday again! Can you believe it? Well my lovelies, head on over to Boobies, Babies and a Blog and link up. Have some stinky cheese with your whine and let it all hang oot!

My Fuck You's this week:

Fuck you to my car's clutch cable that snapped in the middle of a busy traffic circle during rush-hour at 4pm in the afternoon just about 500m from my daughter's school. All those fuckers peeping and gesturing for me to get out the way. Where the fuck must I go when my car doesn't have a clutch and I'm on an incline. Do I crawl up my own arsehole? Piss off!

However, My Knight-In-Shining-Boerewors came to my rescue with tow car and tow rope. Smart man! I was in tears on the way home because I didn't know how to keep the rope tight without my breaks smelling like they were going to explode or trying to view all this through streaming tears.

Story not over. It happened again yesterday! It snapped off mid-busy intersection and my Knight-In-Shining-Boerewors had to come to my rescue again. He deserves a medal for coming to the rescue again, even though his wife was screaming down the phone at him. I'm deeply sorry for taking out my frustrations on you! I would rather evacuate my bowels in a public place than go through that again.

Fuck You to my stupid scale. It hasn't budged since I started gym two weeks ago. I thought I'd have lost at least 1 fekkin kilogram by now. Urgh! Keep plodding along on that Orbitrek machine, gurl!

Head on over to G-Man and sign up for Flash Fiction Friday and write a complete story in 55 words. Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy.

Sugar Free and yet sweet

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500mls of soft,

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Caffeine and Phenylalanine loaded

Nice constant Buzzzzz

4 kilojoules of yumminess

0 grams of guilt-free fat

40mg of Sodium that’s 2% of your GDA

GDA – Guideline Daily Amount

Recyclable Plastic Bottle

Chug it down

Aahhhh!

Coke Lite does it for me!

Its Friday's Shoegasm over at Peace Love Appelsauce

Go Link up and enjoy all the Heels

$669 at FabCrush

Orange (my favourite colour) Louboutin Knock-Offs $142

For the up-and-coming Royal Wedding from Irregular Choice

Irregular Choice GBP79.99

Irregular Choice GBP129.99

I wish someone in the UK could send me a pair of Irregular Choice shoozies. I'm a SA Size 4 if anyone wants to surprise me for my birthday in June.


I couldn't help but throw in a handbag because its so damn cute from Irregular Choice for GBP79.99. Boy, do they have the most adorable accessories or what?.

Have a BRILLIANT weekend and don't do anything I would do. Bazinga!

April Fools!

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Things In My Draft Box - To Mole or Not to Mole....

Some stuff that's been sitting in my draft box for ages.

Remember at the end of last year? I The Big Ass Mole on my face removed? Yeah, I even vlogged about it.

Well I'm so glad I had that Fucker removed. I felt like the Wicked Witch of the West with that huge thing on my face. I was worried that it was going to sprout fat, black hairs in my old age. Oh the horror!

Yes, I have a small scar on my cheek now but I'd much rather have a scar than that humongous horrid bulbous.

Before The Big Ass Mole and Before Bangs

Before

After The Big Ass Mole was sliced off

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In some respects I suspect you’ve got a respectable side

I totally believe in Karma.

Karma n. in Indian religions is the concept of action or deed, understood as that which causes the entire cycle of cause and effect

I’ve observed over the years that things happen to people for a reason. Call it fate, call it destiny but I believe you reap what you sow. That if you do good, good will come to you.

I’ve been blessed in life.

I have a wonderful husband who loves me and I love him back, he’s kind to me, he wants to spend time with me, he’s loving and affectionate, sweet and kind and is the best dad to our two wonderful children. Our girls are healthy, yes we have our struggles but they are essentially good girls who’ve been taught good values and right from wrong.

I surround myself with positive friends and people who uplift me, we like me for who I am, who I enjoy spending time with, who I appreciate and who appreciate me.

We’re not well-off financially, in fact we just get by and sometimes squander on things that have immediately gratification instead of saving for a “rainy day” and being sensible. We like to be adventurous, silly and impulsive. Its what makes us happy and keeps us going.

“The Wheel Turns” they say and sometimes a fork in the road comes along and we all need to make choices. Occasionally our Karma springs a leak and we take the wrong path, we make mistakes but essentially what is important is that we get back on the right path, try and make up for our mistakes and keep on plodding down the path of respectable values.

How you live your life depends on how life will treat you.

Be kind to one another and always do the right thing.

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