Fuck You Friday

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This week has been pretty fucking awesome actually so its been difficult for me to find some Fuck Yous (I'm sure I'll be able to squeeze in a couple). 

Anyhoo, the reason why its been so brilliant is that I left my mobile phone at a local pharmacy and by the time I realised it was gone, I just knew someone had swiped it.  It doesn't happen often that if you leave your phone somewhere, that you get it back (well not in South Africa anyway).

However, the following day I got wind that the guy from the pharmacy had been phoning people on my contact list trying to get hold of me.  He had kept my phone and wanted to return it to me.  Yip, my brand spanking new phone was safe!  I went to collect it and I couldn't have show the dude more gratitude...

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  Fuck you to the wee baw-bag bacteria that invaded my larynx  causing me to sound like a complete eejit for most of the fuckin week.  Yeah, I lost my voice so I couldn't even yell at my kids!  It was frustrating and exhausting.  Each word I uttered took so much energy and I still sounded like a loony tweenie shitter who voice is in the process of breaking.
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  Fuck you to the nimbus clouds that floated in and mocked us.  We're all dyin' for the rain.  The wind blew a gale and we heard a rumble or two but absa lootly FUCK ALL.  We need the rain demmit, its been a long dry winter.  Just fucking rain already!

FlogYoBlog Friday at Random Ramblings of a SAHM and meet some awesome bloggers.

Blog Stalk Friday is hosted by The Princess of Class, Trash and Sass. Follow this mouthy Crazy Brunette Chick's rules or she'll fuck you Bitches up!

Awah and fuck yerselz and have a brilliant weekend!
Will be over soon to read all  yer FFF55s 

 

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Blog Action Day 2010 -

Enjoy safe drinking water with Cobra filtration system

Although South Africa’s tap water is declared “safe” to drink, harmful sediments can slip through and may cause health problems over time.

Cobra Watertech – South Africa’s leader in plumbing technology – has developed the revolutionary Aqua-Salus domestic filtration system that removes chemicals, heavy metals, bacteria and other impurities. 

The Aqua Salus range forms part of Cobra’s Water Saving Collection, designed to offer economical water usage in light of its going-green commitment.

“The system offers a complete solution which is applicable to domestic households, as the technology encompasses the water supply from ingress to drainage,” says Prisca Mashanda Cobra’s Marketing Manager. 

Cobra is committed to implementing strategic water and energy-saving initiatives to reduce the ecological impact of its operations. A high-level team of experts continually monitor and develop cleaner, more efficient manufacturing methods. They research and develop state-of-the-art water systems, products and accessories designed to offer economical water usage and maximum energy-saving benefits. 

The Aqua Salus filtration system includes a point of use drinking water three-stage filter WM-POU-FILTER, tap WM-215-15, WM-970 mixer and a point of entry course filter WM-POE-FILTER. It is an ultra-efficient system which can be DIY-installed, requires occasional backwashing as well as filter servicing at six-monthly intervals.

Have you signed up for Blog Action Day 2010 yet?  Its happening on the 15th of October 2010.

Go and do it already!  

This year's theme is Water.  

Now, you don't need to be a water expert to participate, you just have to be interested in joining thousands of other bloggers from more than 100 countries in collectively raising awareness of one of the most important issues facing our world.
 

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FAIRY AND DOLPHIN COLORING PICTURE

YOU DON'T OFTEN SEE COLORING PICTURES THAT FEATURE FAIRIES AND DOLPHINS - BUT HEY -  IF YOU LIKE BOTH, THIS IS THE PERFECT COLORING PICTURE FOR YOU!

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MICKEY MOUSE COLORING BOOK

Mickey Mouse being a cowboy and dancing with Minnie Mouse - two coloring pages for you to print!

Cute, cheap and in stock!

(No silly, not the baby! The t-shirt!)

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Picking up the Toys - Kids Coloring Pages

Picking up the Toys - Kids Coloring Pages

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Maky Soler (Galeria 1)

Fotos:
Revista H para Hombres

Otras fotos:

Maky Soler (Galeria 2)

Maky Soler (Galeria 3)

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Bunny Halloween Coloring Pages

Bunny Halloween Coloring Pages

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Rainy Day Gear - Kids Coloring Pages

Rainy Day Gear - Kids Coloring Pages

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Keeps Me From Killing

Keeps Me From Killing Award was given to me by Nanny @ Naughty Mommy Reviews a while ago.

This award is given to blogs that keep your attention for more than a couple of visits and for more than five minutes and keep you coming back for more, while keeping insane arses like myself glued to the computer otherwise preventing mass disorder and chaos!

By excepting this award I except the responsibility of spreading the killing spree.  Let it begin....

 

Absolutely Narcissim

Jesse at Not Worth Mentioning

Gucci Mama

Sleeping in the Wet Spot

The Jason Show

Blase at My Game..Its your move

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I'm Going to Crumb! And things that make me smile

Couldn't Resist posting this one today...

Evolution of Woman

Evoluation of Man

Iron Fist Heels

Be afraid, be very afraid...

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Fall Leaf Coloring Pages

Fall Leaf Coloring Pages

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Riding the Wave - Kids Coloring Pages

Kids Coloring Pages
Little boy catches a wave on his surf board.

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Conversations with Megan

I have a T-shirt that reads: 

"What happens in the tent stays in the tent" and has a picture of a wee tent with love hearts floating out of the tent zip.

I was wearing it the other day and Megan (my 7 year old wee lassie) spells out all the words and reads the T-shirt.

I see her pause and ponder.



I asked her "Megan, what do you think happens in the tent that needs to stay in the tent?"


She smiled, hugs my legs and looks up at me grinning and says "When mum's and dad's are giving each other luuurve" and proceeds to give the most adorable pink blush and single shoulder shrug.


Spot on, Megan, spot on! 

Who knew a 7 year old knew these things?

How dead cute is she?

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his SweatShirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?''It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?'He yelled back, ' Liverpool .'And they say blondes are dumb... 

A couple are lying in bed. The man says,'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.'The woman replies, 'I'll miss you...

'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, 'honey, what do you think the neighbours would think if I mowed the lawn like this?''Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied. 

Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? 

A: A Rumour 

A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been so good that each one of them could have one wish.The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband.Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger...Whoosh....immediately he turned ninety!!!Gotta love that fairy! 

Dear Lord,I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. 

Q: Why do little boys whine? 

A: They are practicing to be men

Q: What do you call a handcuffed man? 

A: Trustworthy. 

Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? 

A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough. 

Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet? 

A: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

Q: How do you keep your man from reading your e-mail? 

A: Rename the mail folder 'Instruction Manuals' 

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Leighton Meester

Fotos:
Hollywood Press

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Haunted House Coloring Page

Today's Coloring Page:

Haunted House Coloring Page

Halloween Haunted House Crafts
More great Halloween Crafts

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Pumpkin and Halloween Piglet Coloring Pages

Pumpkin and Halloween Piglet Coloring Pages

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FREE PRINTABLE DISNEY PARTY INVITATIONS

Hello Disney fans - here are five birthday party invitations that you can print out. There are some cute Winnie the Pooh invitations and a great one of Minnie Mouse - click on the one you like best and it will open full size - then simply print the one you like best for your guests....

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