My Birthday is coming up this weekend and I would rather just forget it than celebrate it for a number of reasons:
- Its winter and its cold and no one wants to come to a party in winter.
- I'm dead broke
- 38 candles does not look good on a cake (more like a fekking towering inferno).
- I'm on diet to I can't have cake anyway.
- I've already received my gift from My Boerewors.
- Its Soccer World Cup and everyone will be watching the footie on telly.